Funny application for dating my daughter


______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________In 50 words or less, what does "HANDS OFF" mean to you?

I SUGGEST RUNNING.)ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?

___Yes ___No Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ___________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!

If your application is rejected, you will benotified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases.

Please donot try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it wouldcause you injury).

NAME____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENSE ________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ____________________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

(You might watch your back) To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.

_________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!